Why would you bring me this child?

Why would you bring me this child?

Understanding human behavior.

Understanding human behavior.

Worst babysitter ever.

Worst babysitter ever.

False advertising.

False advertising.

Lil’ diabeetus.

Lil’ diabeetus.

NASA photo of a solar filament. Earth for scale.

NASA photo of a solar filament. Earth for scale.

I don’t know why.

I don’t know why.

How I look.

Selfie time!

To be a kid again, sigh

To be a kid again, sigh

I told my wife I wouldn’t drink.

I told my wife I wouldn’t drink.

World’s largest underground trampoline.

World’s largest underground trampoline.

Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.

Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.

Selena Gomez taking her music for a walk.

Selena Gomez taking her music for a walk.

Coincidence? End the horror.

Coincidence? End the horror.

Are you crying?

Are you crying?