Feeling Lucky?

swift unarm-me man

…must. Not. Breathing.
…must. Not. Breathing.
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
I remember…
I remember…
THATS ILLEGAL!
THATS ILLEGAL!
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Fair points were made?
Fair points were made?
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
*subtly angry Irish accent*
*subtly angry Irish accent*
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
You got this, probably.
You got this, probably.
Harry how could you?
Harry how could you?
Zoos in India take care of their own.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
Colour me a simpleton…
Colour me a simpleton…
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tattoo comment thread?
the+life+of+brian
the life of brian
mow+away%2C+baby
mow away, baby
well%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+%2Awrong%2A
well, it’s not *wrong*
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10+Fun+and+Interesting+Countryfolk+Sayings
10 Fun and Interesting Countryfolk Sayings
if+your+date+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+this%2C+dump+%26%238217%3Bem
if your date doesn’t understand this, dump ’em
painfully+accurate+scheduling+as+an+adult
painfully accurate scheduling as an adult
bacality%21
bacality!
10+Fallout+Memes+to+Add+to+Your+Vault
10 Fallout Memes to Add to Your Vault
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cupid’s kettle drums…?
it%26%238217%3Bs+all+the+buzz%26%238230%3B
it’s all the buzz…
i+bet+her+throat+is+hoarse
i bet her throat is hoarse