actual still image of me doing a push up

from social warning fantasy to reality

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

goosebumps, but for adults

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

big fork bad

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

stop to smell the roses?

be your own worst enemy

the dream life

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

there is no middle ground

my plants are my children

this dolphin has had enough of your bs