Nailed it, bud.

Another oscar heading pixar’s way

they thought they were being wholesome

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

best i can do is 50 percent of everything

gel shoes are a fashion trend that really doesn’t need to come back

nothing like a cup of bird in the morning to help wake you up

bdsm can stand for a number of things

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

what power washing feels like

what an ass

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

one fake ball too many

playground built by acme

my body is just looking out for my best interests

speaking was a bad choice