It’s not looking too good for Michael. #prayformichael

It's not looking too good for Michael. #prayformichael

We all have to come from somewhere.

We all have to come from somewhere.

The new Jurassic Park movie looks promising

The new Jurassic Park movie looks promising

Thank you, smoke detector

Thank you, smoke detector

Solar powered glowing bike path.

Solar powered glowing bike path.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Fun statistics for adults!

Fun statistics for adults!

Present Presents

Present Presents

Deep space

I’ll be wearing this to the Star Wars premier

I’ll be wearing this to the Star Wars premier

Your execution is tomorrow…

Your execution is tomorrow…

I found a vegan slaughterhouse

I found a vegan slaughterhouse

Why did you let that thing touch me?

Why did you let that thing touch me?

If I were to summarize my years of gym class

If I were to summarize my years of gym class

A Map of the Introvert’s Heart

A Map of the Introvert’s Heart

1960’s CIA-issued Rectal Houdini Kit

1960’s CIA-issued Rectal Houdini Kit