take a pole

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

you had a good run

you had a good run

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

dinner and show

dinner and show

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy