taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

baby gandalf

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

just like bagel bites prophesized

in the real world your dog can call you

give me your best conversation stoppers

your lab instructor is a furry

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

she was talking to the dog

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

become ungovernable

she only has herself to blame

how to get kicked out of every local gym

an oddly believable scenario

refuse to lose