Feeling Lucky?

tragic mistake

tragic mistake
Changing from jeans to pajama pants…
Changing from jeans to pajama pants…
My annual Halloween portrait. Too grisly?
My annual Halloween portrait. Too grisly?
Father?
Father?
One of my favorite machines in the world!
One of my favorite machines in the world!
Walter White by day, Heisenberg by night.
Walter White by day, Heisenberg by night.
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
The greatest fortune in the world.
The greatest fortune in the world.
Never mess with the IT guy.
Never mess with the IT guy.
When you give a mouse a cookie…
When you give a mouse a cookie…
If a Google employee dies…
If a Google employee dies…
Hey… My eyes are down here.
Hey… My eyes are down here.
I made my cat Leon a crown
I made my cat Leon a crown
We are 90’s kids.
We are 90’s kids.
Animals With Low Self Esteem
Animals With Low Self Esteem
What I am expecting to see when I go to Japan:
What I am expecting to see when I go to Japan:
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Join the conversation
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.