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Meanwhile on Tinder

Meanwhile on Tinder
Novel idea…
Novel idea…
If I was your droidfriend.
If I was your droidfriend.
Well that escalated quickly…
Well that escalated quickly…
American Eagle vs. ‘Merican Eagle.
American Eagle vs. ‘Merican Eagle.
Love is a lot like Pokemon.
Love is a lot like Pokemon.
Everything you wanted to know about napping.
Everything you wanted to know about napping.
WALL-E in real life.
WALL-E in real life.
With a Piece of Chalk.
With a Piece of Chalk.
We need this everywhere.
We need this everywhere.
BERTMERN!
BERTMERN!
God bless you human.
God bless you human.
Bane, I am your father…
Bane, I am your father…
I picnic, periodically.
I picnic, periodically.
Great balls of fire.
Great balls of fire.
I hate you, you’re not my real ladder!
I hate you, you’re not my real ladder!
everyone+can+use+a+hello+kith
everyone can use a hello kith
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
some+fairytale+overthinking+to+waste+your+time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
Join the conversation
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
i+only+coughed+once
i only coughed once
the+moment+your+brain+just+forgets+every+item+ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
and+half+the+time+it+defies+gravity+and+looks+rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
get+into+the+nitty+gritty
get into the nitty gritty
a+wholesome+troll
a wholesome troll
after+a+day+of+clowning+around
after a day of clowning around
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…