You have chosen to fjord the river…

You have chosen to fjord the river...

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

if you were curious

if you were curious

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

reading is magic

reading is magic

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!