Crabs are quite worrisome, in my opinion.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Married life.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I could read here.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I love sporting.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

I don’t believe you.

Science throw-down

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.