A nurse is looking for a smol vein.

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

he was named pants because he always wore pants

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

the muse and his portrait

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

it’s okay to stare