Shrek is god, indeed.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

dead batteries free of charge

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life