talking points

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Stop hoarding the bucket…

RIP In Peace Mr. Frogger

RIP In Peace Mr. Frogger

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Not the most economical death…

Not the most economical death…

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE