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Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
Geometry.
Geometry.
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
That’s okay…
That’s okay…
When I die…
When I die…
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
Women…
Women…
Still need.
Still need.
gimme+gimme
gimme gimme
God+damnit+Gary.
God damnit Gary.
Hungry+hungry+buffalo
Hungry hungry buffalo
Shitter+of+The+Year
Shitter of The Year
Join the conversation
Treats+for+everyone%21
Treats for everyone!
When+your+neighbors+buy+their+SpaceX+Ultra+9000+Flame+Thrower
When your neighbors buy their SpaceX Ultra 9000 Flame Thrower
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+the+mechanics+wife.
Don’t mess with the mechanics wife.
Words.
Words.
Circuit+City+is+coming+back+and+my+wallet+is+ready.
Circuit City is coming back and my wallet is ready.
It+becomes+painful+for+both+of+us.
It becomes painful for both of us.
Packing+peanut+challenge.
Packing peanut challenge.
Burn+it+with+fire.
Burn it with fire.