tastes like victory

I mean… It’s possible.

A fully robotic bar in Italy.

Shots fired!

Doctor telling it like it is

Bottle Rocket Under Ice

Meanwhile at a job interview

To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…

"You made the mess, you clean it up."

Available now at your local Walmart!

I want this energy back

Seen in Woodstock, NY

How not to drown, explained by the US Navy SEALS.

The installation of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial in 1920. The marble figure was originally slated to be only 10 feet high; however, they nearly doubled it to 19 feet to better reflect President Lincoln’s contribution to our nation.

Never Use Euphemisms

When your minions mess up building your throne but you still have to maintain that villain aesthetic