the unquestioned king of the house making his breakfast cal

this is really cool

boba fett is actually pinocchio

that’s a big pill to swallow

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

overheard at whole foods

am i phobos the moon of mars?

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

the evolution of superheroes

late to work due to duck parade

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

a new breed of cat has been discovered

they found their life’s purpose