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this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
can’t fight fate
can’t fight fate
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
time is money
time is money
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
axe should be banned
axe should be banned
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
he’s not small
he’s not small
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
i+mean%2C+tbf%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bve+seen+L+from+Deathnote%26%238230%3B
i mean, tbf, if you’ve seen L from Deathnote…
a+delicious+victory
a delicious victory
that+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+berry+nice
that wasn’t berry nice
this+is+some+crappy+math
this is some crappy math
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how+is+this+so+accurate
how is this so accurate
little+chaos+gremlin
little chaos gremlin
asking+the+important+questions
asking the important questions
living+life+in+2023%3A
living life in 2023:
jeff+goldblum+seems+like+a+great+hollywood+troll
jeff goldblum seems like a great hollywood troll
establish+estimation
establish estimation
comforting+a+neurodivergent+significant+other+be+like
comforting a neurodivergent significant other be like
maybe+it%26%238217%3Bll+be+time+in+three+years
maybe it’ll be time in three years