Feeling Lucky?

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

Tax season is here…
Tax season is here…
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
You fell for the classic blunder…
You fell for the classic blunder…
Some might even call it immaculate.
Some might even call it immaculate.
CRONCH
CRONCH
9/10 doctors recommend it.
9/10 doctors recommend it.
I thought we were buds, bud.
I thought we were buds, bud.
Trust but verify your trash radar.
Trust but verify your trash radar.
NaCl, basically.
NaCl, basically.
Beware the grocery store.
Beware the grocery store.
Don’t meep…
Don’t meep…
Pope-pourri
Pope-pourri
*smirk*
*smirk*
News you can use.
News you can use.
I am the gato now.
I am the gato now.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.