Feeling Lucky?

Pony up, criminals.

Pony up, criminals.
Near-death experience.
Near-death experience.
Perspective.
Perspective.
How to be a good son.
How to be a good son.
How awful your life must be…
How awful your life must be…
A very Vader breakfast.
A very Vader breakfast.
Sarcasm.
Sarcasm.
You just tried this.
You just tried this.
Sarah Jessica Parkour.
Sarah Jessica Parkour.
Your fault.
Your fault.
I’m an idiot.
I’m an idiot.
Women.
Women.
Agreed.
Agreed.
I CHOOSE YOU!
I CHOOSE YOU!
Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.
Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.
On a scale of one to Adele…
On a scale of one to Adele…
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Join the conversation
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.