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textistential crisis

Don’t go outside…
Don’t go outside…
Obama sings Call Me Maybe?
Obama sings Call Me Maybe?
Do want.
Do want.
A wild Nicki Minaj!
A wild Nicki Minaj!
And then we walked…
And then we walked…
When magic fades away…
When magic fades away…
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Testosterous Rex.
Testosterous Rex.
I shall sing!
I shall sing!
It’s quite kampfy.
It’s quite kampfy.
Fresh milk.
Fresh milk.
Fingies.
Fingies.
Five second rule.
Five second rule.
Dear America.
Dear America.
You did a good job, God…
You did a good job, God…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Join the conversation
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…