thank the light

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Every time I try clothes for an event

Every time I try clothes for an event

The first cat joke I laughed at

The first cat joke I laughed at

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

This limerick

But…You Promise?

But…You Promise?

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

Explain this to me

Explain this to me

Every other book is a remix

Every other book is a remix

Well, you can't deny the possibility

Well, you can't deny the possibility

So true

Pretty solid logic

Pretty solid logic

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

My parents are dead…

My parents are dead…