thanks mom

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

phrasing matters

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

name this movie about a girl and horse

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

is there no end to their destruction?

michael’s store employees use the honor system