thanks, now i can get groceries

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Thug life.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Why I’m alone.

Why I’m alone.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Can we sleep on your table?

Can we sleep on your table?

Aliens.

The multiverse theory.

The multiverse theory.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Clowns.