“that depends on the question…”

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Volkswagen van for scale

Help exists.

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Fortune cookie gets real.

Hey mom!

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Never trust a hedgehog.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Riddle me this, atheists…

The difference between creepy and cool.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

Thanks Obama