that wasn’t a book

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

just one?