that way, your time is never up

political pokemon

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

do you even lift, nerd girl?

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

all of this is factual

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

so warm and cozy

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

baby faced swamp witch

when a problem comes around, you must —

just passing through