That did not go as expected.

Are you coming to beer fest?

goblins don’t watch netflix

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

how game of thrones should have ended

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

the coolest dog at the bar

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead