Feeling Lucky?

that’s certainly one way to leave a note

Oh, dear. I really ought to do something.
Oh, dear. I really ought to do something.
Oh women…
Oh women…
Trolling like a boss.
Trolling like a boss.
Yesterday.
Yesterday.
If you have a deathwish and you know it, clap your hands.
If you have a deathwish and you know it, clap your hands.
When a girl at school thinks I’m cool.
When a girl at school thinks I’m cool.
Should I have a cookie?
Should I have a cookie?
Cheating on Dominoes with Pizza Hut.
Cheating on Dominoes with Pizza Hut.
iPoo’d
iPoo’d
Several ways to tie shoes.
Several ways to tie shoes.
Dear Internets…
Dear Internets…
Tim Burton’s Legocy.
Tim Burton’s Legocy.
Children…
Children…
Coupon for: One Free Hug
Coupon for: One Free Hug
My dog wanted to be Ed from Lion King.
My dog wanted to be Ed from Lion King.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Join the conversation
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.