thats the reason why i stayed single…right…?

Escape foiled!

The Dutch are water benders.

The Dutch are water benders.

BIC by SpaceX

I can show you the world…

I can show you the world…

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want.

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want.

Photobomb level 439932

Photobomb level 439932

Don’t.

Press F5 to reload.

Press F5 to reload.

When you’re accepted into a pack of prairie unicorns.

When you’re accepted into a pack of prairie unicorns.

PSA: Drink more water.

PSA: Drink more water.

Military commands to live life by

Military commands to live life by

Mar welcomes InSight Lander

Mar welcomes InSight Lander

I mean, I’m a little curious.

I mean, I’m a little curious.

Just as God intended. #shrekislove

Just as God intended. #shrekislove

Run, you fool.