that’s why you shouldn’t horse around on the job

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

what every kid wants for christmas

And you give that subtle approving head nod

did he do it?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wasted gems

time to cry!

beyond offensive

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

the math adds up

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

that’s a loaded question

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right