the bluest of eyes

political pokemon

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

i can never show my face in public again

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

so warm and cozy

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

popsicles

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

gonna need to step outside for a second

dinner and show