the conspiracy deepens

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

try saying that five times fast!

genius. dishonest, but genius

he became the clickbait he wanted to read

a good place to sit

life hack

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

now your kids can suffer just like you!

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

they’ll definitely grow back

men, do you accept the challenge?

fight the system!

they really hate the moon

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

death by roomba army