the fact of fiction

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

He’s not wrong

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Maine Coon papa’s

When your mom calls you pretty.

Most important meal of the afterlife

Powdered garbage

What year is it?!

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Please do not actually kill people.

Perfect camouflage

Work smarter not harder.

Snail teeth

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Dog Man Comix