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The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote

Disneyland employee cafeteria, roundabouts 1961.
Disneyland employee cafeteria, roundabouts 1961.
Melania is the new Karen, pass it on.
Melania is the new Karen, pass it on.
Biden 2020
Biden 2020
The cats are also bats, at times.
The cats are also bats, at times.
The optimism we needed.
The optimism we needed.
See them in all their glory.
See them in all their glory.
*double tap*
*double tap*
Cardi B is the new Gisney Princess
Cardi B is the new Gisney Princess
Ban Netflix, IMO.
Ban Netflix, IMO.
Power check.
Power check.
2020, a summary.
2020, a summary.
Is that the same as liking your own comment? Asking for a President.
Is that the same as liking your own comment? Asking for a President.
I can only handle three crisis at a time, thanks.
I can only handle three crisis at a time, thanks.
Deb just wanted to get her hair did.
Deb just wanted to get her hair did.
Gilderoy Lockhart, director in chief.
Gilderoy Lockhart, director in chief.
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
I+want+this+energy+back
I want this energy back
Jesus+Is+So+Nice
Jesus Is So Nice
Where+your+scallop+is+farmed
Where your scallop is farmed
Join the conversation
Get+to+steppin%26%238217%3B
Get to steppin’
Bottle+Rocket+Under+Ice
Bottle Rocket Under Ice
How+not+to+drown%2C+explained+by+the+US+Navy+SEALS.
How not to drown, explained by the US Navy SEALS.
I+mean%26%238230%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+possible.
I mean… It’s possible.
Do+you+even+work+here%3F
Do you even work here?
Available+now+at+your+local+Walmart%21
Available now at your local Walmart!
The+installation+of+the+statue+at+the+Lincoln+Memorial+in+1920.+The+marble+figure+was+originally+slated+to+be+only+10+feet+high%3B+however%2C+they+nearly+doubled+it+to+19+feet+to+better+reflect+President+Lincoln%26%238217%3Bs+contribution+to+our+nation.
The installation of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial in 1920. The marble figure was originally slated to be only 10 feet high; however, they nearly doubled it to 19 feet to better reflect President Lincoln’s contribution to our nation.
Too+soon.
Too soon.