The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote

Alberta police do not appreciate harmless cosplay.

Alberta police do not appreciate harmless cosplay.

I would never leave you, doggo Jim.

I would never leave you, doggo Jim.

Y’all should try building a wall.

Y’all should try building a wall.

You’re a possessed meat bag.

You’re a possessed meat bag.

Bill Dauterive wouldn’t eat his neighbor, though.

Bill Dauterive wouldn’t eat his neighbor, though.

Some of the Vietnam M16 rifles were made by the toy company Mattel

Some of the Vietnam M16 rifles were made by the toy company Mattel

Creed knew this whole time…

Creed knew this whole time…

This is great news for gay actors everywhere

This is great news for gay actors everywhere

I was under the impression we could figure out that part out later…

I was under the impression we could figure out that part out later…

Mom stop embarrassing me.

Mom stop embarrassing me.

Currently fighting the invisible enemy… you know what to do.

Currently fighting the invisible enemy… you know what to do.

Life size LEGO Battleship in a pool.

Life size LEGO Battleship in a pool.

The Meg is right.

The Meg is right.

California will treat you right.

California will treat you right.

The Princess Bride knew all along.

The Princess Bride knew all along.