the gift of burdened knowledge

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

you’re never too old to start working

it’s not complicated

she just needs 5 minutes to herself

tasty treats for halloween

nothing suspicious here

they’re trying to tell you something

he should be proud he won something

you can run, but you can’t hide

fantasy football is life

Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls

and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…

too soon?

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

mmmm…