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the hanger countdown

You keep using that word…
You keep using that word…
Sincerely, Vlad…
Sincerely, Vlad…
The one whom writes…
The one whom writes…
*bites apple*
*bites apple*
Beware the fingies.
Beware the fingies.
The straw collector strikes again.
The straw collector strikes again.
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
Let him *CRONCH*
Let him *CRONCH*
Written in stone.
Written in stone.
The one that got away…
The one that got away…
That officer was a real cock…
That officer was a real cock…
Mother please…
Mother please…
Cuddle up, bruv.
Cuddle up, bruv.
Phone is life.
Phone is life.
Nice one, Jeffry.
Nice one, Jeffry.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+a+car+guy%2C+OK%3F
I’m not a car guy, OK?
I+could+urinate+here.
I could urinate here.
Wanna+meet+the+kitty%3F
Wanna meet the kitty?
These+stairs+look+normal+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+intoxicated%2C+probably.
These stairs look normal when you’re intoxicated, probably.
Join the conversation
She+actually+believes+she+is+dating+a+wizard%26%238230%3B
She actually believes she is dating a wizard…
Am+I+being+bridled%3F
Am I being bridled?
The+Simpsons+did+the+coronavirus+first%2C+naturally.
The Simpsons did the coronavirus first, naturally.
That+is+a+terrifyingly+prehistoric%2C+hibernating%2C+alligator+snapping+turtle.
That is a terrifyingly prehistoric, hibernating, alligator snapping turtle.
China+sets+out+to+build+new+hospitals+in+under+10+days.
China sets out to build new hospitals in under 10 days.
Just+a+little+game+he+likes+to+play+with+the+passersby.
Just a little game he likes to play with the passersby.
Bobby+knew+better%26%238230%3B
Bobby knew better…
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well.