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He made it to first base.
He made it to first base.
I’ll take the whole flock, thanks.
I’ll take the whole flock, thanks.
Quick maths.
Quick maths.
Hectors Fairytale
Hectors Fairytale
Be aggressively generous.
Be aggressively generous.
Hello, old friend.
Hello, old friend.
Linger longer, why don’t ya?
Linger longer, why don’t ya?
Not all $DOGE is best friend.
Not all $DOGE is best friend.
C is for cookie, birch.
C is for cookie, birch.
Dolly Parton has custom made vaccination blouses.
Dolly Parton has custom made vaccination blouses.
Knees were not intelligently designed…
Knees were not intelligently designed…
Two, crossed.
Two, crossed.
Do not separate the bovines, please.
Do not separate the bovines, please.
Honestly, who brings a banana to the bar?
Honestly, who brings a banana to the bar?
The gose strikes again!
The gose strikes again!
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…