the height of humanity

Be nice and eat cookie.

Be nice and eat cookie.

Stealth level 439932.

Stealth level 439932.

I’ve never wanted to visit the DPRK so bad…

I’ve never wanted to visit the DPRK so bad…

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

This quokka looks like he’s ready to guide you on a special quest.

This quokka looks like he’s ready to guide you on a special quest.

DMV Timelapse.

Life pro tip.

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.

If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.

The master of distraction.

The master of distraction.

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

Canadian military strategy

Canadian military strategy

Get it gurl.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.