the honk steals eyebrows

when you have to roll with the lie

royale burrito with cheese

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

algebra is like onion pie

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

bring back the cats!

the more you drink, the more political you get

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

jurassic park holiday special

well that escalated quickly

this is my emotional support steak

the power of positive affirmations