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the ideal reality

Truth.
Truth.
Single vs. in a relationship.
Single vs. in a relationship.
Your princess is… drugs.
Your princess is… drugs.
Best present ever?
Best present ever?
Whoa.
Whoa.
For your worst enemies…
For your worst enemies…
If Chuck Norris were a god…
If Chuck Norris were a god…
Why I don’t have a girlfriend.
Why I don’t have a girlfriend.
By the way… I love you.
By the way… I love you.
Due to a coal shortage…
Due to a coal shortage…
That’s right sweetheart…
That’s right sweetheart…
Farewell 2011.
Farewell 2011.
Words.
Words.
Oh autocorrect…
Oh autocorrect…
Words.
Words.
left+swipe
left swipe
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Join the conversation
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
good+question
good question
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?