the infant expediter

trojan pigeon

did he do it?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

wasted gems

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

the math adds up

the math adds up

time to cry!

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious