the internet would never exacerbate social trends…

the safest way to travel my ass

parenting done right

modest zombies

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

natty and noods: the deal of the century

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

a jazzy mission

and the cat never returned

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

generation hobbit

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

I’m fine

and now i’m one lego set richer

skank across america

does anyone object?