the internet would never exacerbate social trends…

The correct way to lower your cable bill

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

Probably the most inappropriate thing I’ve ever seen on sale at an airport

Fishing is like yoga

Love at first leghpu’

Get dead and get down!

Link has fun with Mario Gummies

Do not break the window!

Kid so bored, trying to kill himself instead of hearing JFK..

Deep Web Hitman

Muhammad Ali prevents a suicide 1981

Microsoft Windows 14

How to keep your malamutes happy.

So great to see celebrities supporting one another