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the job of a budtender

Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…
Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Uplift significant others with consistency.
Uplift significant others with consistency.
A little space, bruv?
A little space, bruv?
Peace remains optional.
Peace remains optional.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
Bah [will] ram you.
Bah [will] ram you.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
WWJD?
WWJD?
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
She’s a keeper…
She’s a keeper…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Join the conversation
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
No+shame.
No shame.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.