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I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

Every time I go to see Grandma

Every time I go to see Grandma

The Simpsons nailed it.

The Simpsons nailed it.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Nice song you have there…

Nice song you have there…

John Wayne as a child.

John Wayne as a child.

Pure fear.

Coke phone.

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I looked my demons in the eyes…

Solar parking shades.

Solar parking shades.

Here’s a riddle, son.

Here’s a riddle, son.

I’m on drugs?

I’m on drugs?

I need to stop objectifying women.

I need to stop objectifying women.

Foot petting.

Best of friends.

Best of friends.