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the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

Knowing Spanish…
Knowing Spanish…
We love all dogs
We love all dogs
Non controversial Fox News
Non controversial Fox News
Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Alexandra Mary were both born in 1926
Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Alexandra Mary were both born in 1926
Have you no hart, main?
Have you no hart, main?
A Winter Wonderland on Mars!
A Winter Wonderland on Mars!
A very Christmas poem.
A very Christmas poem.
The latest in fast food technology.
The latest in fast food technology.
Kroger, no.
Kroger, no.
Grandpa’s cheat sheet
Grandpa’s cheat sheet
I could watch this.
I could watch this.
Louie doesn’t mind waiting.
Louie doesn’t mind waiting.
19 going on 60
19 going on 60
Recovery level: 439932
Recovery level: 439932
No surprise here
No surprise here
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
good+question
good question
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Join the conversation
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
left+swipe
left swipe
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?