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THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
Beware the Crocheted Saturn
Beware the Crocheted Saturn
Decent litter box reading.
Decent litter box reading.
Shrek is bling.
Shrek is bling.
Clap for humanity.
Clap for humanity.
Get up on dat arse.
Get up on dat arse.
You are constantly a catamount snack.
You are constantly a catamount snack.
You are constantly a polar bear snack.
You are constantly a polar bear snack.
We are chemicals.
We are chemicals.
I would watch that reboot.
I would watch that reboot.
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
Your time starts… now!
Your time starts… now!
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
Invest in Dippin’ Dots
Invest in Dippin’ Dots
I would watch this on Broadway.
I would watch this on Broadway.
starring+real+vampires
starring real vampires
if+you%26%238217%3Bve+ever+been+to+or+lived+in+california+who+know+how+true+this+is
if you’ve ever been to or lived in california who know how true this is
my+spirit+animal
my spirit animal
baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside
Join the conversation
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
the+bechamel+test
the bechamel test
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
lithium%2C+something+in+the+way%2C+and+smells+like+teen+spirit
lithium, something in the way, and smells like teen spirit
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
biblically+accurate+vlc+player
biblically accurate vlc player
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them