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the last straw

Wife level 439932.
Wife level 439932.
This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Worst dinner guest ever.
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Bathroom doors.
Bathroom doors.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Do you know how to make these?
Do you know how to make these?
Procrastinator?
Procrastinator?
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
Just because.
Just because.
And then…
And then…
Words.
Words.
You will never win.
You will never win.
Science fair full of win.
Science fair full of win.
okay%2C+i+have+a+gun+because+i%26%238217%3Bm+an+american
okay, i have a gun because i’m an american
money+on+the+pup
money on the pup
it+was+only+a+kiss.+it+was+only+a+kiss
it was only a kiss. it was only a kiss
down+to+farm+sustainably
down to farm sustainably
Join the conversation
never+gonna+give+you+up
never gonna give you up
usa%21+usa%21+usa%21
usa! usa! usa!
aged+like+fine+wine
aged like fine wine
i%26%238217%3Bd+eat+here
i’d eat here
mr.+crunchy
mr. crunchy
i%26%238217%3Bm+going+on+a+trip
i’m going on a trip
i+want+this+hanging+on+my+wall
i want this hanging on my wall
everyone+is+watching+you
everyone is watching you