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the lids just go… poof

This news is not good news…
This news is not good news…
You, who are?
You, who are?
My horse is cooler than your horse.
My horse is cooler than your horse.
Hot dogs are too mainstream…
Hot dogs are too mainstream…
My relationship status.
My relationship status.
180 degrees of awesome.
180 degrees of awesome.
Cats.
Cats.
Poor Brian.
Poor Brian.
Words.
Words.
Andy Griffith censored.
Andy Griffith censored.
Do you want me to dance?
Do you want me to dance?
Stranger danger – A cautionary tale.
Stranger danger – A cautionary tale.
Suck it, Katniss.
Suck it, Katniss.
I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds…
I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds…
The ostrich is an evil, twisted creature.
The ostrich is an evil, twisted creature.
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.
Join the conversation
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
What+a+beautiful+thing+to+see%26%238230%3B
What a beautiful thing to see…
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
The+joy+is+in+the+journey.
The joy is in the journey.
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Apple+fritters+are+my+favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
You’ve changed…