Feeling Lucky?

the lies we tell ourselves before having kids

Unexpected fortune.
Unexpected fortune.
My favorite thing about Disney movies.
My favorite thing about Disney movies.
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
What is love.
What is love.
Gaming rule.
Gaming rule.
The misunderstood octopus.
The misunderstood octopus.
Cenote – Chichen-Itza, Mexico.
Cenote – Chichen-Itza, Mexico.
Ice tray, strawberries, chocolate… GO!
Ice tray, strawberries, chocolate… GO!
Knitler.
Knitler.
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
Am I the only one who is seeing this?
Am I the only one who is seeing this?
The ideal government employee.
The ideal government employee.
Trust me, I’m an engineer.
Trust me, I’m an engineer.
Uncanny.
Uncanny.
Do want.
Do want.
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Join the conversation
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…